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Donnie’s 6th Annual Holiday Gift Guide 2016

  • Post date December 15, 2016

The time is here!  The year is ending and we’re wrapping up 2016 at our office.  We have had a fantastic year, but we’re glad it is almost over!  We cannot wait to see what 2017 has in store for us! Without further ado, here are my holiday gift buying suggestions for your loved ones […]

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New Year’s Resolutions for 2016

  • Post date January 2, 2016
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As we reflect on 2015 with all the ups and downs it has brought us, we cannot wait for 2016 for a chance to improve ourselves daily.  Here is some humorous inspiration on how you could make a difference each day during this upcoming year!  We hope everyone has a safe, fun, and memorable New […]

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15 New Years Resolutions for 2015!

  • Post date January 5, 2015

As 2014 comes to a close, it’s time to start off 2015 right!  What better way to start the new year than creating a list or resolutions or a bucket list!  I hope these 15 goals for 2015  inspire you to make your own list for the new year. Eat healthy, but eat only donuts […]

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Bridesmaids Double Feature Part 2: Tricking the Maids

  • Post date November 20, 2014

After showing your future bridesmaids all the love, another way to their heart as well as your own is through laughter.  You know me… I love to laugh and I thought it would be fun to kick up the process with your girls a notch!! So, why not play a few… you know…. “innocent” pranks? […]

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Top Ten Most Ridiculous Questions

  • Post date July 23, 2014

After all these years doing weddings, I have heard many things. I have had every type of question put to that me you can possibly imagine. Here are a few of my favorites! 1. (From a Bride) “I have $15,000 for my wedding and 600 guests coming. That should work, shouldn’t it?” My response – […]

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Most Important Things to Avoid at Your Wedding

  • Post date May 28, 2013

Image from confettiradio.com  Our weddings are a day filled with love and joy and…… well, you name it, it has happened. Here are some things to avoid. Hopefully if you can steer clear of these, you will have that perfect day! Your future Sister-in-Law has gone against your wishes and brought her 3 month old baby […]

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Best New Years Resolutions

  • Post date December 28, 2012

I often wonder how people come up with their New Years resolutions. Many are sincere in their efforts to make changes to their lives. I thought it might be fun to come up with some humorous resolutions for 2013 that we can all laugh at before completely failing at our real ones. Enjoy! Start smoking […]

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The Twelve Pains of Christmas

  • Post date December 12, 2012

THE TWELVE PAINS OF CHRISTMAS Written by Donnie Brown especially for Texas Wedding Guide and republished here. Image via: Warner Brothers Holiday cheer is everywhere, Children are laughing and playing and being perfect little saints in fear that Santa won’t come otherwise. Wait, I’m sorry… that’s wishful thinking! You are about to have a house […]

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Best Things Overheard at Weddings

  • Post date October 19, 2012

As originally published in Texas Wedding Guide by Donnie Brown One thing about weddings that holds true pretty much everywhere I have been. People are drinking and partying and having a great time. You never know what you might overhear from these wedding revelers as the night goes on and the alcohol consumption flourishes. Here […]

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You Know You Are a Bridezilla If…..

  • Post date August 23, 2012

You no longer have fingerprints on your thumb and middle finger from snapping at everyone! You have fired more than one of your bridesmaids. Your floral designer has a video camera recording your follow-up meeting! You drive across town to get the 85 cents you were short changed at the wedding supply store. Your flower […]


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