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15 New Years Resolutions for 2015!

As 2014 comes to a close, it’s time to start off 2015 right!  What better way to start the new year than creating a list or resolutions or a bucket list!  I hope these 15 goals for 2015  inspire you to make your own list for the new year.

  1. Eat healthy, but eat only donuts on Sundays.  Because, hey, you have to throw in some good stuff somewhere! 😉
  2. Break a bad habbit…like picking your nose in public!
  3. Stop being so sarcastic…haha like that would ever happen.
  4. Treat people exactly how they treat me.  Some people should be scared…really scared!
  5. Drink more water.  Did you know that you should drink half your weight of water a day?? Doctors recommend drinking half an ounce for every pound you weigh.  Just make sure you don’t drink it all at once!  You don’t want to drown yourself 😉
  6. Take many relaxing trips to the spa!
  7. Travel first class…every.single.time!

  1. Open bottle.  Pour wine.  Drink.  Repeat.
  2. Be a vegan for a week.  OK, scratch that! LOL
  3. Never use an elevator (always run up and down the stairs).  This will get your work-out on and help you lose those few extra pounds gained from the holidays! And what it will do for your ass is AMAZING!!!
  4. Throw a drink in someone’s face…just for fun!
  5. Take an important risk
  6. Bathe in chocolate…another guilty pleasure!
  7. Drink more tea (preferably with lots and lots of lemon and some rum if you are so inclined!)
  8. Plan a bride’s dream wedding!  Hopefully bride & groom as well as dad are all happy!

Happy New Years & don’t forget to eat lots of black-eyed peas for good luck!


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