I often wonder how people come up with their New Years resolutions. Many are sincere in their efforts to make changes to their lives. I thought it might be fun to come up with some humorous resolutions for 2013 that we can all laugh at before completely failing at our real ones. Enjoy!
- Start smoking in order to lose weight.
- Make all my sandwiches with donuts.
- Stop licking every frozen flagpole I come across.
- Spend more quality time with my pets.
- Do 20 refrigerator door opening and closing reps per day.
- Only tell lies when nobody else can’t find out.
- Pick up homeless people and take them to nursing homes to volunteer their time.
- Stop spending more than my paycheck on eBay!
- Spend at least 5 minutes a month with a family member.
- Have an affaire with someone close to the office.
- Pull the weeds in my garden and drop them on the lawn of the homeowners association president. (Also counts as exercise)
- Go back to school in order to get out of my student loan payments.
- Color my hair with it’s natural color (if I could remember what that was!)
- Fire someone just for laughs!
- Drink at least one bottle of champagne per day.
- Have at least an hour of mirror time each day.
- Organize my paperclip container.
- Learn a new jive word each day.
- Stop ringing the flight attendant button on the plane for laughs.
- Do less laundry and use more deodorant.
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