- You no longer have fingerprints on your thumb and middle finger from snapping at everyone!
- You have fired more than one of your bridesmaids.
- Your floral designer has a video camera recording your follow-up meeting!
- You drive across town to get the 85 cents you were short changed at the wedding supply store.
- Your flower girl refuses to throw petals down the aisle because you offended her during the five hours of rehearsals!
- Your mother refuses go gown shopping with you.
- Your friends nickname you “Satan’s Crafty Minion”.
- Your wedding checklist has more than 300 entries on it.
- The groom made a rule that you are not allowed to say the word “wedding” after 6 PM.
- Your priest gives you 100 Our Fathers and 50 Hail Mary’s during confession.
- You watch all the wedding reality shows incessantly… and Bridezilla’s is the one that really resonates with you!
- Your wedding planning book has five volumes.
- You go to the bridal show and find out your name is on a watch list.
- You start using your wedding guest list as a bargaining chip.
- You start calling wedding planners to help bail you out of a problem. When you tell them your name and they respond by saying “Oh I know who you are”!
- Facebook cancels your page due to multiple complaints.
- Your photographer drops off your bridal portrait at your front door and you realize it’s there when you hear them peal out of the driveway!
- You see a copy of the newspaper with your wedding announcement on the kitchen table with horns crudely drawn on your head in the photo.
- The doors open for your processional and the organist starts playing Tubular Bells from “The Exorcist”
- You arrive at your bridal shower and your girlfriends are holding signs saying “Intervention”!
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